Directing chaos since 1829. Meet the legendary Traffic Officer. Armed with a white cap, a notebook full of impossible parking regulations, and an unwavering belief that nobody should be allowed to stop exactly where they want to. Part of the TJF Character Series by Boris, this fearless guardian of road discipline has spent a career explaining to angry motorists that double yellow lines really do mean what they say. Usually while standing in the rain and being told, “I was only gone for two minutes.” Expertly trained in the ancient art of creating traffic jams whilst attempting to clear traffic jams, this officer has witnessed everything from diplomatic convoys and runaway horses to minicab drivers who somehow missed every road sign in London. Perfect for serving officers, retired traffic legends, police enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys reminding family members that indicating before turning is not, in fact, optional. Whether you’re enjoying your morning tea, planning a speed enforcement operation, or simply judging other people’s parking from a safe distance, this mug serves as a daily reminder that somebody has to keep the nation’s roads moving. Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to inspect parking permits, criticise three-point turns, and begin sentences with, “In my day, we’d have had that sorted in five minutes…” Specifications * Ceramic 11oz mug * Dishwasher and microwave safe * Product safety tested by independent third-party laboratories * Mug Height 96mm, Bottom Diameter 80mm “Keeping London moving. Slowly, carefully, and with an excessive amount of paperwork.” 🚓☕️