TJF SPG Officer White 17oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle Diplomacy failed. Send in the SPG. Meet the TJF SPG Officer. A cheerful combination of tactical brilliance, questionable life choices, and enough attitude to power a small London borough. Part of the TJF Character Series by Boris, this battle-hardened veteran has spent years standing between public disorder and complete anarchy. If there was a riot, football match, demonstration, siege, royal event, or pub fight involving more than six people, chances are he was there wondering why everyone else had gone home early. Distinguished by an impressive collection of questionable tattoos, scars, and stories that become increasingly unbelievable after the third pint, the SPG officer remains one of policing’s most recognisable characters. Experts estimate that this officer has: * Broken up 4,763 fights. * Drunk 18,000 cups of tea. * Lost count of the number of helmets issued. * Been told “You can’t do that!” approximately 97,000 times. Perfect for serving officers, retired SPG legends, police enthusiasts, and anyone nostalgic for an era when public order policing involved less paperwork and considerably more shouting. Whether you’re enjoying a quiet brew, reliving tales from the Front Line, or simply remembering when police officers looked slightly terrifying on purpose, this mug is guaranteed to raise a smile. Warning: May cause spontaneous recollections beginning with the phrase, “You think that’s bad? Let me tell you about Brixton…” Side effects include excessive cynicism, tactical swearing, and a complete inability to tolerate nonsense. Don’t leave home without this sleek 17oz water bottle to keep you hydrated. It’s made from high-quality stainless steel and has double-wall insulation to keep cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot. The elongated neck and thin design allows you to easily carry it or slip it into your bag. Best of all, the leak-proof cap ensures no liquids will spill and the large surface area makes a great canvas for eye-catching designs. - Dimensions: 255 mm (10.03″) tall and 70 mm (2.85″) diameter - Vacuum flask with double-wall construction - Insulation keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h - Dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal. Hand-wash only.