TJF SPG PC Mug Diplomacy failed. Send the SPG. Meet the TJF SPG PC. A cheerful combination of tactical brilliance, questionable life choices, and enough attitude to power a small London borough. Part of the TJF Character Series by Boris, this battle-hardened veteran has spent years standing between public disorder and complete anarchy. If there was a riot, football match, demonstration, siege, royal event, or pub fight involving more than six people, chances are he was there wondering why everyone else had gone home early. Distinguished by an impressive collection of tattoos, scars, and stories that become increasingly unbelievable after the third pint, the SPG officer remains one of policing’s most recognisable characters. Experts estimate that this officer has: * Broken up 4,763 fights. * Drunk 18,000 cups of tea. * Lost count of the number of helmets issued. * Been told “You can’t do that!” approximately 97,000 times. Perfect for serving officers, retired SPG legends, police enthusiasts, and anyone nostalgic for an era when public order policing involved less paperwork and considerably more shouting. Whether you’re enjoying a quiet brew, reliving tales from the Front Line, or simply remembering when police officers looked slightly terrifying on purpose, this mug is guaranteed to raise a smile. Warning: May cause spontaneous recollections beginning with the phrase, “You think that’s bad? Let me tell you about Brixton…” Side effects include excessive cynicism, tactical swearing, and a complete inability to tolerate nonsense. Specifications * Ceramic 11oz mug * Dishwasher and microwave safe * Product safety tested by independent third-party laboratories * Mug Height 96mm, Bottom Diameter 80mm “Keeping the peace, one poor decision at a time.” 🚓☕️