Proof that you can arrest someone and still be polite about it. Meet the TJF Smiling WPC. Wearing the iconic white Surrey-style traffic hat and carrying a smile that has reassured countless victims, confused countless villains, and occasionally terrified probationers who knew they’d made a mistake. Part of the TJF Character Series by Boris, this cheerful officer has mastered the fine art of remaining pleasant whilst simultaneously dealing with drunks, thieves, missing persons, domestic disputes, paperwork, and colleagues who mysteriously disappear whenever statements need writing. Don’t let the smile fool you. Behind that friendly face is a police officer who can spot a dodgy alibi from fifty yards, remembers every face she’s ever nicked, and possesses an uncanny ability to know exactly who’s responsible before anyone has said a word. Career achievements include: * Finding lost children. * Calming angry crowds. * Solving problems created by other officers. * Listening patiently to excuses that become less believable with every sentence. * Smiling throughout all of it. Perfect for serving officers, retired officers, police enthusiasts, and anyone who remembers when police officers still walked the beat and actually knew the people they policed. Whether you’re enjoying your first tea of the shift or your tenth tea after the shift should have ended, this water bottle is a reminder that good policing isn’t always about shouting the loudest. Sometimes it’s about smiling while everyone else loses their head. Warning: May cause uncontrollable use of phrases such as “Let’s try telling me the truth this time,” and “I gave you the opportunity to explain yourself…” Don’t leave home without this sleek 17oz water bottle to keep you hydrated. It’s made from high-quality stainless steel and has double-wall insulation to keep cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot. The elongated neck and thin design allows you to easily carry it or slip it into your bag. Best of all, the leak-proof cap ensures no liquids will spill and the large surface area makes a great canvas for eye-catching designs. - Dimensions: 255 mm (10.03″) tall and 70 mm (2.85″) diameter - Vacuum flask with double-wall construction - Insulation keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h - Dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal. Hand-wash only.