TJF Smiling WPC Mug Proof that you can arrest someone and still be polite about it. Meet the TJF Smiling WPC. Wearing the iconic white Surrey-style traffic hat and carrying a smile that has reassured countless victims, confused countless villains, and occasionally terrified probationers who knew they’d made a mistake. Part of the TJF Character Series by Boris, this cheerful officer has mastered the fine art of remaining pleasant whilst simultaneously dealing with drunks, thieves, missing persons, domestic disputes, paperwork, and colleagues who mysteriously disappear whenever statements need writing. Don’t let the smile fool you. Behind that friendly face is a police officer who can spot a dodgy alibi from fifty yards, remembers every face she’s ever nicked, and possesses an uncanny ability to know exactly who’s responsible before anyone has said a word. Career achievements include: * Finding lost children. * Calming angry crowds. * Solving problems created by other officers. * Listening patiently to excuses that become less believable with every sentence. * Smiling throughout all of it. Perfect for serving officers, retired officers, police enthusiasts, and anyone who remembers when police officers still walked the beat and actually knew the people they policed. Whether you’re enjoying your first tea of the shift or your tenth tea after the shift should have ended, this mug is a reminder that good policing isn’t always about shouting the loudest. Sometimes it’s about smiling while everyone else loses their head. Warning: May cause uncontrollable use of phrases such as “Let’s try telling me the truth this time,” and “I gave you the opportunity to explain yourself…” Specifications * Ceramic 11oz mug * Dishwasher and microwave safe * Product safety tested by independent third-party laboratories * Mug Height 96mm, Bottom Diameter 80mm “A smile costs nothing. The paperwork afterwards, unfortunately, is another matter entirely.” 🚓☕