Fabian Schär – “From Swiss Precision to Geordie Grit”

Caricature by The Toon Army Artist

Straight from the Alps and into the heart of Tyneside, here comes Newcastle’s most handsome centre-half — part Rolls-Royce defender, part fashion model, and 100% cult hero.

Always calm, always classy, and always looking like he’s just stepped out of a shampoo advert, Schär patrols the back line with Swiss efficiency… then pops up 40 yards out to casually smash one into the top corner, just to remind everyone he’s not here for defending alone.

Whether he’s crunching into tackles, spraying Hollywood passes, or smiling like he knows he’s everyone’s favourite, this Toon Army Artist caricature celebrates the Magpies’ smoothest operator — proof that even in black and white, style never goes out of fashion.

Created by The Toon Army Artist.